I was in what my granddaughter calls the 'Nut Muffin Store,' in the 9th & 9th neighborhood where I live, and a fellow asks me:
So, where do you go to church?
I don't go to church.
What?!
I don't GO to church. I'm Catholic; I'm IN the Church, I don't go to church, I GO to Mass.
Well then, where do you go to Mass?
At Saint Ambrose.
So, you're in the St Ambrose parish, in Sugarhouse?
I'm a member of St Ambrose, but I don't live within the parish boundaries.
What boundaries?
